If Monalisa had short hair....

 

Saw this while surfing the net, 

If Monalisa had short hair she would have looked like this...bellisimo.

This is how the original painting looks like

decided to have fun with the picture 

errrrr if you don't know who Monalisa was, try google *tongue out*

xoxo

Help Willy B get justice! *urgent*

A very concerned friend of Mr. Williams Asuquo a.k.a WILLY B, asked me to help send this message.

Willy B is  a Port Harcourt based musician who sang 'Excuse me Shorty make we dance she say I be original Kpako featuring Double K'. He also did the song 'Na God, Na God, and recently another  with Kelly Handsome titled business Man. He performed at the Silverbird Children's Party at the Silverbird Gallerie not too long ago and his music videos are on air across the country.

His arrest story goes this way:
He was working with Jack's Bar(A PHC nightclub along Aba Rd) as the Manager, until few weeks ago when he reported for duty and discovered that the Police had come and arrested everyone at the bar including customers, so he got a lawyer and went to the State Anti Robbery Squad to bail his colleagues, but on getting there, him and the lawyer were arrested and detained.

House of Reps pass Bill against Homosexuals.

He says he's a refugee sha.

It seems that Nigeria is about to join the list of African Nations on  abolishing Gay rights.

I used the word, 'about to' because while the Lawmakers may have passed the bill, our president, brother Jonathan is yet to approve it to become law.

This bill has been in the works since 2006.

when that finally happens, the crackdown on Homosexuals will be tough, I suggest you relocate if you are in Nigeria, because lets face it, nobody will understand 'you were born that way' here or that you have excess of that hormone or whatever it is that makes you so.

Well this is what the Law Makers had to say :

"Persons who enter into a same-sex marriage contract, or civil union commit an offence and are each liable on conviction to a term of 14 years in prison," the bill says.
"Any person who registers, operates or participates in gay clubs, societies and organisations or directly or indirectly makes public show of same-sex amorous relationship in Nigeria commits an offence and shall each be liable on conviction to a term of 10 years in prison."

so ermmm this means all you 'besties of life' that be kissy kissy and huggy huggy, Prison awaits you.
AfroCandy, there goes your dream of appearing in a gay movie in Nigeria.

meanwhile when is the  Petroleum Industry Bill going to be passed and put into Law?

The Sex Series : Spice up your sex life.

This series is just a pointer to improving your sex life by creating and rediscovering intimacy.

Note that while sex is a way to help you become closer, it cannot replace communication, so if you have issues with your partner, solve it.

Now the honeymoon period in the relationship was over like a decade ago (I’m just speaking in hyperbole) , and everything is so routine and timed, sex if ever engaged in ,is perfunctory, well guess what? you can revive your sex life with these little tips.
Or maybe its perfectly okay, but you just need more ideas to spice it up.

Let’s put back the ‘thyme n curry’ into it I’ll break this one down into smaller posts as it is lengthy.

Last Time we talked about kissing, if you missed it, click here: Kiss or Trick

The pictures you will encounter are not for the faints of heart, they are purely to illustrate my point.

How safe is your child? Part 1.

Smile on a child's face = Priceless.

Coming back from school that day like any other, I was seated by the window, just as I liked it, we ‘town kids’ usually scrambled to sit by the window, and If those seats were taken, I wouldn’t mind waiting for the next bus just to get that window seat, but on this particular day, that was the wrong seat for me.

I noticed that the man sitting beside me kept shifting and turning. Initially, I thought he was uncomfortable because I was ‘lapping’ my little sister and my big school bag with a lot of junk in it, was also taking a little space just at my feet. So I shifted to create more space for him, only to have him place his hand on my thighs. I didn’t know how to react or if I should react. I didn’t understand but I knew something wasn't right, I was just an 8 year old in primary 4 and just wanted to get home.

Brymo Quits Chocolate City!

Ashimi Olawale "Brymo" has split  from chocolate City Record Label…it seems the talented artiste has decided to follow the footsteps of Jesse Jagz, who left sometime in March to start his own record label (Jagz Nation).

Brymo’s reason for leaving is still unknown for now, but Mr M.I, what’s happening to your City?

This is indeed a shocker! for me oh.
(ermmm at least Ice Prince still dey there.)

 

Melvin and Ada represents Nigeria #BBATheChase

Ada Beverly Osu and Melvin Oduah , Nigeria's BBA reps.

I know that I may sound stale right now,but I'll still talk my own .Could not  watch the launching of the new edition of Big Brother Africa Season 8 : The Chase,  I ported to the Eko Hotel for the Beyond Music concert, would tell you guys all about it later.

Talking about the duo representing Nigeria in this new edition of Big Brother Africa reality show,
one thing I'm happy about is that this time around, we are going to be represented by two hotties, who seem to understand the pressures of the media world already, seeing as one is a video 'vixen'  and model, Miss Ada Beverly Osu, who believes she's a go-getter who can adapt in any situation.

While the other, Melvin Oduah who was a runner - up at the Gulder Ultimate Search and Mr Nigeria in the 2011 edition. he seems  calm, cool and collected ,this brother has seen the hard part of reality show, in the bush, so I expect him to be able to think smart and fast while in this one, and also seen the sexy side of it too, as Mr Nigeria first runner up.

This to me seems like 'sexy n fierce + sexy and cool = ?' we shall be watching ( that's if I manage to pay for Dstv Subscription sha)

I wish them both well, and please don't make the house boring...

The bobo hans gan #okbye.

xoxo

Suicide Jumper Kills 5 year old girl.

 I just saw this online, it actually took place on wednesday (22-05-2013)

A 39 year old suicide jumper in Busan, a Port city in South Korea, killed a 5year old girl during his plunge to death from the 11th floor of his apartment building, while he died instantly, the girl however died later from her injuries,broken bones and brain damage at the Hospital she was taken to. The investigators are still unclear about his reasons for jumping.
Statically, South Korea has the highest suicide rate in the world.

This innocent 5 year old was walking along the sidewalk with her parents, just had the misfortune to be at the wrong place at the wrong time.

To read more about this story, click here : The examiner

I am not a Porn Star! Uche Obodo is vexing.

It seems like Uche Obodo 'dey binu', over AfroCandy's statement to cast her in her new movie, the actress says she's not a porn star and feels totally insulted by AfroCandy.
Here's how Vanguard Reported it :

"Following last week’s offer by  American based Nollywood actress, Judith Okpara Mazagwu popularly known as Afrocandy to feature  Uche Ogbodo and two other Nollywood actresses in her next soft porn flick, the fast rising actress has replied the former, stating that she ‘s not a porn star.
Afrocandy recently disclosed her plans to star Ogbodo in her next porn flick on her facebook page. She recently  released the trailer of her latest soft-porn movie, Destructive Instinct where she was completely nude in sexually explicit positions.
Reacting to the offer, Ogbodo warned the controversial porn flick producer, stating emphatically that she is an actress and not a porn star.

A statement, she released reads, ‘I’m an actress and not a porn star. The fact that I was just experimenting and having fun with the ‘Lady Gaga’ red hair photo shoot is not an excuse for the likes of AfroCandy to insult me.’
‘If I ever decide to strip in a movie, trust me, it’d be worth it like Halle Berry did in Monster’s Ball and Swordfish. Right now, I’m in talks with a reputable artiste management outfit to represent me and re-invent myself,’ she stated.

The redheaded chick is not smiling oh! hahahahaahahahahahahahahaha 

Vamp up your hairdo Ladies...Vol 1.

Hello Ladies ( and guys who care ),
This post is specially for you...I have gathered pictures of beautiful hairdo you may like to try out on a lazy day, party, date nite, wedding or work. Hope you like it, you could pick something from these pictures and ask your stylist to replicate them or add your touch of creativity.

I had to compress the pictures to manage space, please bear with me.
see more pictures after the cut.



1. Braids:

style up your braids and look hot.

Kenyan Hip-Hop group, Camp Mulla Splits

Miss Karun and TheeMcAfrica in the middle

Foremost award winning Kenyan Hip Hop group,  Camp Mulla, splits…

Apparently, two of its core members, TheeMcAfrica (formerly Taio Tripper) & Miss Karun (who left for university in the USA)have left the group to pursue solo careers. 

Wish them well in their studies and success in their solo careers, but I shall miss Camp Mulla, they made good music….*sad face*.

In case you've forgotten who they are, they sang "The party don't stop" featuring Collo... 

Click Here: Party Don't Stop. to view the video.

The Sex Series: Kiss or Trick

Stop biting it like that na …ouch, oh my God, you want to swallow me? why is this one grabbing so hard?...shuuuuu u want to suffocate me?...this spit is too much na…let me just assume that it’s the dust bin that’s smelling...please na, don’t break my neck, its only 1 I have...will I have throat infection after this? Hope my tonsils are safe…

These are some of the thoughts I know will pass through your mind if you are engaged in a terrible kissing tryst… and by terrible I'm sure you know better, cos na you nai dey kiss am.

Anyway, when it comes to kissing I'm sure a lot of us, will give off this smug shrug, I hit it well and good...lai lai  a lot of us, goof that job, yes its simple abi, put lips together , smack, slurp n chew?

The art of kissing should be perfected as it gives insight to the type of lover you are.

Notice: What you are about to read will eventually happen to you *winks*

"BEYOND MUSIC" Mega Concert!

'Port' into the presence of the Holy Spirit this Sunday, in a totally uplifting way!

Attend :  "BEYOND MUSIC" a mega gospel music concert organised by This Present House.

At the Expo center, Eko hotel and Suites this Sunday evening at 5pm.

It promises to be truly entertaining and spirit filled, featuring the host: The Lagos Community Gospel Choir

 (The best in Lagos, if you disagree and come and see then). I'll be there.

"BEYOND MUSIC" is a Soul-stirring, Spirit-lifting & Imaginative concert with LCGC &: Panam Percy Paul, Lara George, Timi Dakolo, Eben, Bouqui, Tosin Martins, Tim Godfrey and Cobhams. 

 Admission is absolutely free, but register to gain admittance and to help us plan logistics, click Here, it wont take 5mins.

Funny Pix of the day : Biology Quiz!

Biology Question: Characterize this Living / Possibly Non living thing-being.
a. Boy
b. Girl
c. Vampire
d. Lizard
e. All of the above.
f. Supply any answer not found in the above options.

Too Pretty to work?

I read this story and I was like...what???? (-___-)...so what will I na say?what will I do then? *inserts background music* : I'm sexy and I know it.

From what I gathered from her story, Laura Fernee, who is 32, a PhD degree holder  , and single, said she had to stop working, because she was constantly hounded by men at her work place asking her out on dates, leaving romantic messages at her desk, and e.t.c, because of her good looks. While she was being spurned by the lady folks for the same reason.

she left because she was tired of dealing with those issues and the trauma of it . So now she does not work, and lives off her parent wealthy retired ­parents Catherine, 65, and Alan, 70,who spend about £4,500 monthly for her upkeep.

 Read what she has to say after the cut.

How to Use a Fire Extinguisher.

In the event of a fire , what will you do?

Do not play with fire! Lives, businesses,cars, important documents, e.t.c. have been lost in fire.

How many of us, really know how to use a fire extinguisher? or how to react in the event of an emergency? not every one, but as a trained safety officer, I'll like to share this and make it not too long and boring, calm down, you'll learn something.
It may come in handy someday,  (you can thank me later).

I won't go into all the classes and types of fire and types of extinguishers (there are links below you can refer to for that), I will only tell you what a rookie is supposed to do in case of an emergency.

First thing: Do not panic...oh yes, hard as it may sound, go against all your natural instinct, do not run, do not scream, do not faint...try to be calm.

Flying too high? Witches get down!

This is probably one of the most incredible stories I have come across ( well except the bum driller story, which I may post later).

So the Swaziland authority has banned witches from flying above 150meters because they are disturbing .

Witches be like "we high"...LoL

"Swaziland has launched a crackdown on high-flying witches after banning them from hovering above 150metres.

It has been a long time since witches were burnt at the stake in Europe but the accusation remains a serious one in the landlocked African country.

Anyone caught flying their broomstick above the height limit faces arrest and a hefty R500,000 fine, the country’s civil aviation authorities said this week.

‘A witch on a broomstick should not fly above the [150-metre] limit,’ corporate affairs director Sabelo Dlamini told The Star.

The new aviation law was highlighted after a private investigator was caught flying a helicopter equipped with a video camera to gather surveillance information.

Witchcraft is taken seriously in Swaziland where many people believe in the power of black magic.

Last year a leading Swazi MP called for a hike in tax paid by witch doctors to help ease the cash-strapped country’s financial woes."

 MetroNewsUk

Errrrr, do the witches operate local flight there? Or inter/intra state transport service (-___-)

Wade Robson : Michael Jackson Molested me sexually!

Wade Robson has come out publicly to lay accusations against Michael Jackson, stating that the Late Pop King Abused him sexually for 7 years, 

Here's how Today.com reported it :

In 2005, Wade Robson was the first defense witness at Michael Jackson's trial, where the singer was accused of molesting a 13-year-old cancer survivor. At the time, Robson was unequivocal: He was not sexually abused by the man known as the King of Pop. But eight years later, he has changed his tune.

Yvonne Nelson and Dammy...Cool Story!

I love controversial 'love' stories, because posterity will always tell,
Look what they Tweeted after a little story came out that they have found 'Love'

 Yvonne:

Dammy Krane :

I'm so happy you guys have energy and time to correct impressions, the Lord is thy strength.
I'm happy you've found love in a 'strange' way...
Dammy, Yvonne has 'bro -zoned' you sha...LoL

Anyway, in every, rumour, there is some truth...

Bomb Threat : The Palms Shopping Mall, Lekki.

Report I just got now ,and called in for confirmation points to a bomb threat at The Palms shopping mall in Lekki. With Shoprite and The Game being targeted , both shops are closed now, and investigation is being carried out by a bomb squad. Evacuation in process now as you read this. Although other shops are still open and functioning.

More to come later.
Stay tuned.

Karen Igho In Bikini...Hot or?

Hot! or?

Thank You!!!

Today will make it exactly 1 week since I launched my blog.

Want to say a big thank you to my family, friends, well wishers, and all who came across this blog even by mistake. You have made the test run a success.

Thanks for your comments (with your names and anonymously) and views, it is indeed a great encouragement, and Gigi appreciates it.

I promise ( and I don’t make promises oh) to keep the good work up and  continue to work hard.

So help me God.

Thank you.

Kenyans Protest with bloodied pigs...hmmmmm

Piglets and pig's blood are seen during a demonstration against lawmakers' salary demands outside parliament buildings in the capital Nairobi, May 14, 2013. REUTERS-Thomas Mukoya

Just saw this report on Reuters interesting, this  protest occurred on Tuesday (14-05-2013), here's how it was reported.
Kenyans Protest

"(Reuters) - Kenyan police fired teargas and water cannon outside parliament on Tuesday to disperse about 200 people demonstrating against lawmakers' demands for a salary 130 times the legal minimum wage.
 see story and more pictures after the cut.

Super Duo : David Moyes and Ryan Giggs Coaching!

Ryan Giggs who will turn 40 by November, is set to be offered a coaching role at Manchester United by new boss David Moyes. Moyes, who officially takes over from Sir Alex Ferguson on July 1.

Super Duo *Shines teeth*... yup I'm a Manchester United Fan!

Meanwhile, Rooney please stay put, if you go sha, No player is bigger than the club .

8 to die by hanging in Imo State.

I just saw this on Vanguard and thought to share with you all, read about plain wickedness ( not that wickedness come in shades though).

"Imo State High Court presided over by Hon. Justice C.M.I. Egole, has sentenced eight persons to death by hanging for their alleged involvement in the brutal murder of an ex-police officer, Nze Dominic Ohamadiaku Duru, from Izombe, Oguta lcal council area of the state.

The Sex Series : How successful is your sex life?

 The society we live in has made the mention of sex, and/or sexually related issues such a Taboo to speak about. Therefore, we have a lot of individuals going around with repressed sexual fantasies, expectations and desires.

It is even more difficult for me to write about this since I'm a girl, and many may tell me, 'you have no business in such matters'. Well I shall write about it, as I am seriously tired of 'Tarzan wants Jane Now!' attitude a lot of young men have and think as normal.

I'm writing this as a mini guide for all those who want to improve their sexual success (If you aren't married, use protection sha or abstain).

Before I start this series, I will like to say a few things:

Ayiri Rocking Louis Vuitton and Coral Beads...LoL

Don't you just feel his swegs???

The bros you see in this picture is the one and only Chief Ayiri Emami ( for those of you who would like to know more about him, Google is your friend).

He is a Warri based Oil magnate ,big boy Millionaire, he is reported to have supported Tuface Idibia's wedding which took place in Dubai with a whooping sum of 20million Naira ( pepperRest.com) and also ferried his yacht from the US to Dubai for the wedding.

He is the owner of 911 Resort in Escravos and there's story of another being erected within the oil city as you read this.

Oya enough of all that.

Anyway, back to the pix…..what did Class say to Money? : you can't buy me *eyelashes*

LOL.

C.A.N official Killed after declaration of 'State of emergency in Borno state'

New information I just discovered on Xinhuanet reports that in:

 "MAIDUGURI, Nigeria, May 14 (Xinhua) -- An official of the Christian Association of Nigeria (CAN) has confirmed the killing of the state secretary of association, Rev Faye Pama Musa in the trouble Nigeria northeast Borno State by suspected Boko Haram gunmen.

Read more after the cut 

Breaking News: President Goodluck Jonathan declares : A state of emergency in , Borno, Yobe and Adamawa States!

The President of the Federal Republic of Nigeria, President Goodluck Ebele Jonathan, has declared a state of emergency in the following States;  Borno, Yobe and Adamawa, this was done to quell the rising Terrorist activity in these areas, he declared the immediate deployment of the armed forces in order to restore peace to these troubled areas and to the unity of our country.

He addressed the Nation at his 7pm broadcast,

His speech will be posted soon.

Stay tuned.
---> UPDATE
view his speech after the cut

Asari - Dokubo sued over 'Treasonous' statement !

Last Saturday (11-05-2013) , I posted a report I saw on Vanguard about 'Bros' Asari's declaration of no peace, if President Jonathan does not remain at the helm come 2015.

Well an Abuja based NGO has decided to take matters into their hands and sue Asari.

This articled was featured in Vanguard online paper today.

Here's what it says:

ABUJA—ANTI-Corruption Network, a non-governmental organisation, yesterday, filed a suit against former ex-militant leader, Alhaji Mujahid Dokubo-Asari, for treason over his recent statement on President Goodluck Jonathan’s re-election in 2015.

The Executive Secretary of Anti-Corruption Network and former member of the House of Representatives, Dino Melaye, revealed this to journalists at a press conference held at the organisation’s headquarter in Abuja.

Melaye said: ”This morning, my lawyers instituted a case against Asari-Dokubo, that Nigeria will be made ungovernable if President Jonathan isn’t re-elected in 2015.”

Meanwhile, Melaye has also accused the Presidency of using oil blocks to woo Rivers State House of Assembly legislators over an alleged plan to impeach Rivers State governor, Chibuike Amaechi.


Gigi's take on this:
 Treason is a big word with a very heavy meaning.
 I can't recall a cased being filed against Buhari when he made similar statement.

Anyway, BC this till it gets to Asari - Dokubo  *Tongue out*

Killed for her Organs

This is the story of a little eight year old girl whose parents are in a state of grief, these are strange times where very strange things happen like the forceful harvesting of internal organs of a human being.


This story was published this morning in 'The Telegraph'

Read more after the cut.

Angelina Jolie's decision : Double Mastectomy.

In an article published by Angelina Jolie in the New York Times on May 14th , 2013 (Today) , titled "My Medical Choice"

The 37 year old renowned actress and mother of six, reveals that she had a double mastectomy ( Mastectomy : Its a surgical removal of one or both breasts) earlier this year to reduce her risk of breast cancer after being diagnosed as highly susceptible to the illness.

Here's what she wrote:

"MY MOTHER fought cancer for almost a decade and died at 56.